How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."