How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.