How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!