What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!