What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.