What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Previous Random Joke Next

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.