What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.