What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...