What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time