What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...