What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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They just wing it.

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When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!