Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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Which Friends character are you?

quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.

Which Muppet Are You?

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.