What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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My ex wife.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.