What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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In the gutter!

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.