Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.