Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.