Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.