Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.