Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."