Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.