What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.