What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)