What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."