What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!