When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.