When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!