What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..