What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant