What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.