Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."