Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

because 7 8 10

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!