Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is posthumous work ?

Something written by someone after they are dead !

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.