Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.