Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!