Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9