Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.