How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.