How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".