How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.