How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!