How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.