How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.