How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.