How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall