How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Because she used #nofilter

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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A MARSHian

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks