What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"