What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"