Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.