Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.