Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.