Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What do you call an angle that is cute ?

Acute angle.

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.