Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.