Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.