Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently