Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible