Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible