Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.