How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.