How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.