Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!