Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."