Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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They both drop their needles !

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!