Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!