How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.