How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.