A: Elephants never forget.
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Let's knot."
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because they keep stepping on the string.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
a quarter pounder with cheese.
Their homie-hoe-status
Because they can lie about their age!
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
They broke up.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
An act of violins.
A: The bow is moving.
He fingered a minor.
Because he had bad pickups
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
