A: Elephants never forget.
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Let's knot."
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because they keep stepping on the string.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
Prose before hoes.
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Smoked Muenster.
From the block.
Fiddler on the hoof!
Violins
Pay for the pizza.
Give him sheet music.
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
It isn't known, never tried.
