Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.