Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman