How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.