How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.