How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ