What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Cauc Jokes More Cauc Jokes

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".