Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright