Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.