What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"