What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.