What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.