Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).