What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".