Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.