What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...