What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

fillet of soul

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...