What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.