What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.