They both like to throw a hoedown.
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges
One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!
