Hoedown Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

Why do thugs play basketball?

Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection